Why Zombies Eat Floors for Breakfast

gm fam,

Traits. You either get it, or you don’t. And if you don’t, well, you’re probably staring at the floor wondering why some NFT collections skyrocket while others barely limp along. Let’s break it down in a way everyone can understand: Traits are the cheat codes of the NFT game.

This isn’t art class, and we’re not here to debate color palettes. We’re here to talk about how a damn zombie giraffe (#**3375** to be exact) just sold for 3.5 SOL while the floor sits cozy at 0.911 SOL. That’s nearly 4x the floor. Why? Because someone out there knew this wasn’t just another giraffe—it was a zombie, and zombies don’t do floors. They eat ‘em for breakfast.

Check it out: Zombie Giraffe #3375 on Magic Eden. No, seriously, look at it. Because if you don’t get why it’s worth 3.5 SOL, you need to study up.

What Makes a Trait Worth the Big Bucks?

1. Scarcity Meets Demand: There are only so many zombies, gold skins, or laser eyes. When the tribe wants what you’ve got, you name your price.

2. Community-Driven Hype: The value of traits doesn’t come from thin air. The community decides. When the crowd goes wild for zombies, that’s where the SOL goes. Period.

3. Flex Factor: Let’s be real. Half the game is about flexing. You own a gold-furred Ape in BAYC? You’re not just in the club—you own the damn VIP room. Punks with hoodies or aliens? Different stratosphere, my friend.

4. Narrative Power: The right trait tells a story. Zombies are more than a look—they're an attitude. A way of saying, "I'm not here to play nice; I'm here to win."

What’s the Play Here?

You gotta know your traits. Don’t just buy because it’s cheap. Buy because it’s powerful. At Giraffe Tower, we’re not just selling NFTs; we’re selling identities. Every trait is a power-up, a flag in the ground, a statement. So, next time you see a zombie giraffe selling at 3.5 SOL, don’t ask why. Ask, “How can I get in on this?”

And if you’re still stuck thinking all NFTs are created equal, well, enjoy your time on the floor, fam. We’ll be up here, climbing higher, standing taller, living larger. Giraffe life is about reaching for the impossible and bringing it down to our level.

See you at the top. 🦒

🦒🦒🦒 

Gary

PS: Solana's sitting at $135.33 right now. A 3.5 SOL zombie giraffe? Do the math. That’s a damn good investment.